Memoirs of a Shop Ho

Trust me I’ve been called worse…

Naturally Curious

Welcome to my blog Memoirs of a Shop Ho.

A unique insight to the twisted workings within the mind of a shop girl,

sex worker, and over all dork, working in the industry for 14 years.

This blog has added a lot of reflection and enjoyment into my life.

I love having the opportunity to share my passions and experiences, good and bad.

As well as a lot of great stories So read on, and enjoy.

T MD

Get Naked…

I’ve been asked To explain why I say “get naked”… I guess if I was a super hoe that would be my catchphrase. Ok so let’s go back a bit....

T MD

Drill Bill

Let me just start off by saying that the majority of the gentleman that walk through the doors at these studios are just that, they are...

T MD

Kills 99% of bacteria

Remember how I said I’d get back to the Lysol can. Well here we go. So after doing this job for almost 13 years I have seen weird. Weird...

T MD

Rub a Dub Tug?

I reach over and turn on the tap. “You just lay there darling” I’d say, “it takes a bit for the water to heat up”. This was for the most...

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